The personality disorders aren't extreme or anything... Or at least, I don't think they are

Who can judge? I'm getting some sort of therapy for it, but yeah... I've got a case of schizoid, borderline, and anankastic/obsessive-compulsive personality disorders.
Crazy's good isn't it? Makes it more fun, more out there... A break from the tedious bore of regular life.
That's what I think anyway. A little bit of excitement here and there really brings things to focus.
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'You would perhaps oblige me with an outline of the events that bring you to my humble plinth? I am starved of conversation you understand, which is vexing, pinioned as I am here on this lonely outcrop as the life of the fair city swirls round and past me. There is no wit, no variation to divert me from the depressing spectacle of the gentle men of the law strutting in and out of that magnificent theatre of lies opposite.'
~Biography